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Anonymous said: Can we talk about that part of the trailer where Deadpool practically shoves his crotch into the camera as he wiggles his way on the seat next to the taxi driver? Just like in your glorious profile pic (minus the taxi)! Had to wipe a little tear from my eye, I was so moved.

putris-et-mulier:

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faerill:

Star Wars?

Why the fuck would you go to war with stars? You fools. You can’t win. Just look at how many there are.

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

pumpkinpiemuthafuckas:

optimysticals:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vuutarros:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deathcomes4u:

findsomethingtofightfor:

stuckinreversemode:

They’re just substituting one australian for another.

I mean….

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ALL SHALL LOVE HER AND DISPAIR

I’d watch it :D

Oh most definitely!

GIVE US WHAT WE DESIRE MARVEL

*drooling on my keyboard*

@theestormborn
221bitssmallerontheoutside:
“ mattie:
“ The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.
”
EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD
”

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

niveaserrao:

This literally can’t get any cuter. 

perspicacityatwork:
“ likeafieldmouse:
“ “I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.” ”
Holy fuck
”

perspicacityatwork:

likeafieldmouse:

“I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.”

Holy fuck

brunten:

inspiringsketches:

not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL

im gunna fucking do this I swear. 

seeaann:
“ WELCOME TO SEA WORLD MOTHERFUCKER
”

seeaann:

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD MOTHERFUCKER

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

Quentin Tarantino: I'm making another movie
Guy who makes fake blood for a living: *rubs hands together*